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Post by ellolovliii on Nov 23, 2008 18:05:46 GMT -5
Rebekah: *is painting toenail some obnoxously pink color* I'm going to look like barbie. Evie: *song comes on on ipoc speakers* NDFGKJSKGFKS I LOVE THIS SONG! *starts jumping on bed* Rebekah: *gets bumped off* *falls onto floor* HEY! Lillith: *is quietly reading in corner*
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Post by Blue on Nov 27, 2008 12:38:38 GMT -5
Kali: *sees Lily reading* *smirk* *runs up and snatches her book* HAH Sis, its a sleep over! Socialize!!!! Chloe: 'Bekah... isn't that color a bit.... bright? Bruno: ......... dude. why the f*ck am i here? Leslie: *sitting on the ceiling watching everyone, amused.* wow, you guys are better then cable. Dom: Sister, get down from there. Les: but brother...! its more fun up here.
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Post by LimeTH on Nov 27, 2008 22:48:37 GMT -5
*'Chu and Kenny are sneaking in the bushes outside*
'Chu: Kenny, do explain to me why we're doing this again? Kenny: Well, you see, my friend, this is a sleepover, and sleepovers are bait for girls doing girl things, like underwear pillow fights and breast comparisions! Dude, this is so our chance to see some sexy action! 'Chu: and if we're caught? Kenny: We tell them we're Johnny Depp and Edward Cullen, then we'll be drowning in babes! 'Chu: Kenny, your horrible pervertion scares me, coming up with hairbrained shemes is MY job, and you have to be Edward Cullen, I am not going to be a f*cking sparkling vampire Kenny: Son of a b!tch....
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Post by Kittara Imeria Mirrou on Nov 27, 2008 23:40:44 GMT -5
Nana: *looks up at Leslie* How'd you get up there? That's defying the laws of physics. Meara: Oooh, Someone's been talking to Jeff too much! Nana: *cheeks turn pink* Uh... Umm... W-Welllll... Uh... I can't really say I DON'T talk to him that much but...- Meara: Nana and Jeff sitting in a treee~! K-I-S-S-I-N-G! First comes love, Then comes marrage. Then comes the runaway trip to a hotel where your brother can't find you! Bad Nana. Nana: *starts blushing more* E-Eep! What makes you think I'd do that? I wouldn't run away from home! Meara: That's what they ALWAYS Say. Leissia: Who invited you? Meara: I was wondering that about you too. Shasha: *nervous chuckle* Leissiaaaa~! Mearaaaa~! Stop fightinggg~! Kittara: *drinking a cup of coffee* Do not worry. If they do start battling here. I'll stop them. Shasha: Thanks Kittara...~! *giggle* Paula: *talking to Chloe* Are you nuts? That's such a beautiful color of pink! *smiles* I might want some too. Kitt: *Sees Evie jumping on the bed* Ooohh~! Yaay~! Bedjumpingggg~! Can I jump on the bed Nana? CanICanICanICanICanICanICanICanICanICanICanI? Nana: Um... It's not my bed sorry. *sweatdrops*
*Meanwhile, Out in the bushes*
Popo: Okay men. This is it. We're gonna infiltrate the women's base to... Well... For starters. See what the hell is up with a girl's only gathering. Two, Because we wern't invited. Jeff: I can't believe you pulled us into this. Young Link: Cram it Jeff. Poo: Um... Why must we invade into the women's territory? They can be quite frightening if their privacy is intruded. Popo: Says toilet boy. Poo: *Sigh* Must I explain the meaning of my name once again? William: NO! I've heard it one too many times already. Ness: Ok, If this is a BOYS invasion. Why's William with? He's a man! Not a boy! William: Well- Popo: Yeah seriously. Aren't you a bit old to be banding up with us? William: If you'd let me talk I'd- Young Link: I think he's trying to see if Kittara'll take off her armor so he can see if she's really a girl. Plus knowing adult men. He'll prolly start oogling her chest or something. William: NO. Besides, Me and Kittara are already planning on getting married... Some day or another... I wouldn't have a reason to oogle her before hand... Besides... That'd be just disrespectful... The nerve you guys have, Thinkin' I'd be looking at Kittara's chest. I'm better than that ok? Ness: Wait... If you get married to Kittara... Wouldn't that mean you'd have to share her with your other forms/personalies...? Y'know... Victor and Marissa? Young Link: *gasps* Dude! That means Kittara'd be a lesbian! Jeff: Uh, No. That'd mean she's bisexual... William: Wait... Why are you guys complaining about Me?! I mean... Why aren't you guys complaining about Lucas and Vivi? Them being with kills the point of a boy's raid! Popo: *Sigh* Well. Y'see, Lucas and Vivi are going through a critical issue of... *whispers to William* Gender crissis. William: What'd that have to do with them coming with? Young Link: We're trying to make them realise they're boys. Not girls. William: Ahhh... Popo: Because dude, I'm trying to turn those two into actual f*cking MEN here. I have to put up with their f@ggotry EVERY, f*cking, Day. Don't y'think I want that to stop??? William: Well yeah, I'd figure you'd want that to stop. Popo: No sh!t. Ness: Well I think you're overexaggerating on the way they ac- Vivi: So how'd y-you get your hair to stick up l-like that? I'm kinda c-curious because my bangs are stuck th-this way... Not to mention that it l-looks great... Lucas: Weelllll. My hair's naturally this way. Sure, It can get out of hand when I first wake up. But I just simply brush it and it goes this way. Vivi: O-Ohhhh... Lucas: I think it happens to be due to the way the parting of my hair is. Say, Where'd you get that nifty blue jacket? You let me wear it once and I liked it alot. It is so cozy. Vivi: Ooohh.. U-Um... Well... I can't seem to remember... Lucas: Oohh... So you've had it before your... Y'know... Vivi: Y-Yeah... I've had this j-jacket with me for as long as I remember... Lucas: Oohh okay. I like it alot... Say... Are those rose bushes over there? Vivi: *gasps* R-Really~!? Lucas: Yeah~! I wonder if they have any sunflowers here... *Record screetch happens* Lucas and Vivi: *look at the others, Who are looking at them with a WTF look on their face* Um.... *crickets chirp* Jeff: Uh... I think they just proved you wrong Ness... Ness: ... I'd say... Lucas: This... Doesn't look very good for us does it...? Vivi: N-No...
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Post by LimeTH on Nov 28, 2008 0:03:07 GMT -5
'Chu: Hey, will you f@gs shut the hell up? Youre not the only ones raiding here! Kenny: Oh kicka$$! You guys wanna help us out? 'Chu: I guess they can....OH sh!t! Someone's coming! Cheese it! *everyone jumps back in the bushes* 'Chu: hey, that looks like Osaka... Kenny: HIGGUMA-WHAAAAAT? *Osaka and Sakaki approach the door and are let in* Osaka: Our first sleepover in america! This will be fun, right Sakaki? Sakaki: I had to leave Mayaa home....there will be kitties, right? Osaka: I wonder what you do at sleepovers, I've never been invited to one. Sakaki: Will there be kitties? Osaka: Maybe we sleep....over....at their house.....right, thats why they call it a sleepover... Sakaki: Kitties? Tell me theres kitties! *Kenny peers out from the bushes* Kenny: OSAKA WAS INVITED? THIS JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER! Meowth: YEAH! 'Chu: Woah....how long have you been in here? Meowth: Oh I've always been back 'ere. You could say I'm "behind the black"! 'Chu: d@mn! There really IS a Homestar quote for every occasion! Meowth: Daaats riiiiight!
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Post by Kittara Imeria Mirrou on Nov 28, 2008 0:32:01 GMT -5
William: What the- Aw crap. We didn't choose a very good spot did we? Ness: I think that's obvious Popo: Are you two IDIOTS? Ness: Oh you had better not be talking about me... Popo: NO! William and Vivi! William: Ok What'd I do? Vivi: H-Huh? What?? Um... I w-was busy talking to Lucas. Wh-what'd you say? Popo: You two morons could've gave away our positioning! William: What? I didn't do anything wrong! Jeff: You didn't have to. Your eyes are glowing. Popo: Vivi, Shut your f*cking left eye before I give you a black eye to match that half of your face. Vivi: Wh-Whah~?! *whimpers rather loudly* Ness: Eep! *covers Vivi's mouth* Shhh!! Poo: It would be unwise to make loud sounds, For stirring up the women within this abode with their large ammount of numbers would be unwise. Ness: Especially when Paula's in there. She's the last girl I wanna make mad. Young Link: Eegh! *cringes* Hell no I don't wanna piss HER off! She's a sweet and innocent girl in a pink dress. Suuure, But that's a disguise for the evil demon she really is! Ness: Hey! Young Link: No offence, Demonlover. Ness: Paula isn't THAT bad... She just gets scary when she's mad... Popo: *creeps over to where Ness, Poo, And Vivi are* Okay he pinned down? Ness: Well I'm just covering his mouth. Lucas: Y.... You wouldn't...! Popo: I would. *pokes Vivi's left eye* Vivi: *yelps* EEP! Ow! Owww! My eye! Muh-My eeeyyyeee! Lucas: *gasps in terror* Vivi! *goes over to Vivi* Are you ok? Vivi: My e-eye hurts...!! Jeff: Great. His yelling is giving away our position moreso than his eyes glowing. Popo: I should so poke yours out too. Jeff: I thought this was supposed to be us sneaking into the girls sleepover, Not you scaring and beating the crap out of everyone here. Popo: Well. That's my side-mission here. Jeff: Oh Nice, Just nice... Treat us like pawns why don't you... William: *closes his eyes* There. Now you don't have to poke my eyes. Popo: *crawls over to William* Hmm... *gasp* William look! William: *opens his eyes* What? Popo: *Pokes his eyes* Heheh~! William: OWW!! Jeff: Why'd you do that? Popo: Well for one. His eye pupils are yellow, Which I don't like. Two. He's racist against eskimos, So I had to do it. William: *whimpering* I thought I told you I got over that fear. Ness: What do you have against yellow. Popo? Young Link: He prolly had some bad experiences with yellow snow. Popo: Oh that's it. *pokes Young Link's eyes* Young Link: Ow! Wtf?! Jeff: Uh- Popo: He f*cking deserved it.
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Post by LimeTH on Nov 28, 2008 0:39:04 GMT -5
'Chu: Okay, this is just stupid. Why are you poking eyes? Kenny: SSSHHH! osaka is talking! *inside, osaka is screaming in terror over the woman on the ceiling* Osaka: WAAAAUGH! HOW DO YOU DO THAT!? *back outside* Meowth:.......talking? 'Chu: *turns to Popo* Hey, iceboy, shut the hell up before you give us away!
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Post by Kittara Imeria Mirrou on Nov 28, 2008 0:48:29 GMT -5
Popo: Hey. Freak. Shut the hell up before my mallet meets your face. Poo: Violence isn't the key. Popo: Pfft. Who needs a key when you can break the d@mn door down... Jeff: Um. Poo's right. If we're gonna get anywhere. We gotta stop bickering. Young Link: And you Seriously gotta stop poking people's eyes out...! Popo: *mutters* Jeff: Now... *looks at Kenny* You said something about joining togeather. Let's make sure we've both got the same mission here. We're trying to get into that party because- Young Link: Well for starters to see what the hell is so important about a girls only sleep over. Jeff: ... Well... Yeah... That... And to see why the girls didn't tell us nacht about where they were going...
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Post by LimeTH on Nov 28, 2008 0:51:50 GMT -5
'Chu: Well......we sorta got a similar.... Kenny: we're here for the boobs.
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Post by Kittara Imeria Mirrou on Nov 28, 2008 0:56:03 GMT -5
Young Link: Ohh, You guys are here for the same reason William is! William: I already told you! I'm here wondering why I wasn't invited! Ness: Are.... Are you a girl...? William: No... It's just that girls keep coming to me for fashion advice... Young Link: Oh gee. Hello Marth... William: Oh please... I don't repeatedly say "Fabulous"... Jeff: Well... We're also here to cure two friend of ours'... Uh... "Problem"... At least that's what Popo says. I honestly see nothing wrong with the two people in question...
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Post by LimeTH on Nov 28, 2008 12:10:16 GMT -5
'Chu: Well, it is girls only, so of course you wouldnt be invited Kenny: Well, curing the queers back there is basically the same thing we're doing, only we're already straight, Hell, maybe we could help you find out whats up with the lack of invites 'Chu: because it's girls only you sh!twits, of course they wont allow gu- Kenny: hey, wait a minute, isnt that one "queer" already a girl? it wouldnt make sense to turn a perfectly good girl into a lesbian! WE NEED LESS OF THOSE IN THIS WORLD! Meowth: Agreed.....
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Post by Kittara Imeria Mirrou on Nov 28, 2008 18:17:01 GMT -5
Jeff: Uh... Please don't tell me you're talking about Vivi... Popo: Well. We're kids. They should let us in like in the movies. Where the kid innocently tries to sneak in, And then they let us right in and freak out about how adorible we are. Young Link: Yeah! But... If they whoop out the hair curlers and makeup. I'm f*cking leaving. Ness: Eugh! Don't even start with the makeup... Why do girls wear that crap anyways?? Poo: Ah yes, I believe I know why you hold a hatrid for the paint of the face. Jeff: Yeah. That singer, Venus gave you a kiss on the cheek and left a lipstick mark. Ness: That, And Paula wouldn't stop glaring at me until I got it off! I swear, If looks could kill. She'd be twisting my head off with that glare of hers! Jeff: I don't think Paula was glaring at you. I think it was the lipstick mark she was glaring at... Young Link: DUDE! You got kissed by a girl? A hot singer none-the-less?! You lucky bastard! Lucas: *peeking out the bushes and tries to peer into one of the windows* What are they doing in there anyways...?
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Post by LimeTH on Nov 28, 2008 19:38:11 GMT -5
Kenny: Their.....THEIR.....TALKING! AAAAAAAAAHHHH! 'Chu:.....so? Kenny: AND NOT WRESTILING NAKED! DAAAAAAAAAH! 'Chu: Hey, eskimo, can I see your mallet for a second?
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Post by Kittara Imeria Mirrou on Nov 28, 2008 19:47:56 GMT -5
Popo: Hell no, I don't trust you. You'll prolly use it to smash my skull in. Ness: I got a bat you can use. Popo: Traitor! William: Uh... I think Jeff'd get up and leave if they started wrestiling while naked. I don't blame him, Especially with Meara there... eeech. Jeff: Well of course I'd leave if they did get naked. It'd be disrespectful to look at them like that... Popo: And also rather painful if you happen to be looking at my sister, You nerdf@g! Jeff: *facepalms*
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Post by LimeTH on Nov 28, 2008 19:51:41 GMT -5
'Chu: Not YOUR skull! HIS skull! *points to kenny* Kenny: C'MOOOOON! I wanna see a real vag!na! *INSIDE THE HOUSE* Osaka: And then he said the funniest thing! He said....he said....uh.... Sakaki: "derp" Osaka: HE SAID "DERP!" WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Sakaki: i still don't see whats so funny about that....
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