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Post by chezo on Jul 1, 2008 0:51:33 GMT -5
gotta love the stupid chuck norris hey if anything was anything with out chuck norris.... >>>forgive me this is going no where Chuck Norris doesn't need a [Ctrl] key on his keyboard, he is in control.
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Post by Noka on Jul 1, 2008 2:00:17 GMT -5
Chuck Norris doesn't teabag people, he sandbags them. When Chuck Norris jumps into a pool, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norrised.
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Post by chezo on Jul 1, 2008 2:41:08 GMT -5
fast food now has five sizes
1-small 2-medium 3-large 4-super size/value 5-chuck norris
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Post by LimeTH on Jul 1, 2008 8:36:06 GMT -5
Chuck Norris doesn't look at a watch, Chuck Norris decides what time it is. Chuck Norris told a Chuck Norris joke, and everyone on Earth laughed, everyone. Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer, too bad Chuck Norris never cries Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors, Captian Falcon can slam Chuck Norris
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Post by Trevor on Jul 9, 2008 8:54:49 GMT -5
chuck norris can beat a brick wall at ping pong
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Post by LimeTH on Jul 9, 2008 14:43:24 GMT -5
Chuck Norris doesn't get into car accidents, the Car gets into Chuck Norris accidents Chuck Norris was the judge during a trial, everyone in the room was guilty Chuck Norris's fists are the one known substance in the world harder than diamonds Chuck Norris has no skin under his beard, but another fist. Chuck Norris plays as Pikachu, and nobody laughs at him
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Post by wordpainter320 on Jul 31, 2008 19:23:53 GMT -5
look up 'find chuck norris' on google and hit 'im feeling lucky' its fun ^_^
-The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. -Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice. -Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
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Post by Noka on Aug 14, 2008 18:28:22 GMT -5
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
The Gra$$ is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there, in which case, the gra$$ is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
Chuck Norris played Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
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