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Post by Blue on Jul 2, 2008 18:33:49 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]me and limeth are bored.... sooo, lets say that we're in.... walmart. but not just any walmart. supa mega awesome walmart. has ABSOLUTLY everything.
aaaaaand.......
GO!![/glow]
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Post by LimeTH on Jul 2, 2008 18:36:17 GMT -5
'Chu: I run to the toy section!
WHAT? STILL NO WALL-E STUFF? WHAT KIND OF SHADY BUBS BISNUESS IS THIS ANYWAY? A BUBSNESS? I JUST HAVE HALF A MIND TO REPORT YOU MISTER!
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Post by Blue on Jul 2, 2008 18:37:40 GMT -5
Raychel takes u 2 the other side of the store with a whole wing full of wall-e stuffs
This good enough 4 ya?
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Post by LimeTH on Jul 2, 2008 18:41:34 GMT -5
'Chu: YAY! but wait........they don't have the Eve figure I'm looking for, oh well, theres always next time!
I RUN TO SEE IF THEY HAVE ANY KUNG FU PANDA STUFF
I see they do, but theres someone blocking the way! and just as I suspected. its some big fat hermaphrodite with a flock-of-seagulls haircut and only one nostril.
OH, I hate it when Im right.
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Post by Blue on Jul 2, 2008 18:42:47 GMT -5
Ray: AHHHHHHH *lights the guy on fia* ..... ........ ............ ................ sorry.... he was creepy.....
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Post by LimeTH on Jul 2, 2008 18:47:40 GMT -5
'Chu: The flaming one nostriled hermaphrodite takes the 80's glow in the dark autographed Legend of Zelda snorkel i just bought And I'm like "Hey, you can't have that! That snorkel's been just like a snorkel to me"And he's like "Tough" And I'm like "Give it" And he's like "Make me" And I'm like "'Kay" So I grabbed his leg and he grabbed my esophagus and I bit off his ear and he chewed off my eyebrows and I took out his appendix and he gave me a colonic irrigation. Yes indeed, you better believe it And somehow in the middle of it all, the phone got knocked off the hook And twenty seconds later, I heard a familiar voice And you know what it said? I'll tell you what it said
It said "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again" "If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator"
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Post by Blue on Jul 2, 2008 18:55:21 GMT -5
Ray: .................. weirdos...... *walks away*
Madison is randomly dancing with the giant chicken from family guy Ok, i wont tell your wife if u dont tell my bf. *dances*
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Post by LimeTH on Jul 2, 2008 18:57:58 GMT -5
'Chu: Well, to cut a long story short, he got away with my snorkel But I made a a solemn vow right then and there that I would not rest I would not sleep for an instant until the flaming one-nostrilled man was brought to justice but first I decided to see if they had any manga then i looked at the counter and saw the most beautiful thing i've ever seen in my life. GGGGRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
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Post by Blue on Jul 2, 2008 19:03:54 GMT -5
Laurie: *walks over to real osaka and puts an arm around her.* hey there osaka hows it goin sweet thang?
Ray: dude, 'chu quit staring at it, u gunna buy it or not?
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Post by LimeTH on Jul 2, 2008 19:07:51 GMT -5
'Chu: Then out of nowhere, Kenny McKormic, the orange terror of the night, the night of the second wensday in august to be exact, bursts through the window and mauls Laurie untill Laurie starts snivleing like a baby girl.
and in the middle of it all, GIR came into the store, and he said "I like beans"
it was the most honest thing i've ever heard anyone say.
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Post by Blue on Jul 2, 2008 19:10:39 GMT -5
Laurie: dude, i have a girl. i was just being friendly.
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Post by LimeTH on Jul 2, 2008 19:14:47 GMT -5
Kenny: then explain the "sweet thang" part you son of a b!tch Osaka: ooh, Chiyo-chan, you should watch your language
'Chu: JUST THEN, Wall-E and Eve walked in, saw the amount of Wall-E stuff. but the lack of Eve stuff angered the real Eve, and she blew up the fishing section in a fit of rage! But it's okay, no one ever goes there anyway, theres never even any employees at the counter in that section, which is kinda werid, one time, i stood there for hours waiting for someone to come to the counter and cash in the cup of worms i wanted to buy, but no one came, then another employee said "go to the regular counters you jimmy-wiggy"
How rude huh?
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Post by Blue on Jul 2, 2008 19:19:36 GMT -5
Blue: thats messed up. Ray: *nods* Madison: *in lauries defence* thats just laurie dude, its who he is, a flirt. he cnt help it. Laurie: yeah!! ....... HEY!!
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Post by LimeTH on Jul 2, 2008 19:24:53 GMT -5
Kenny then flips laruie off, then takes osaka away to the foodstuffs section, where osaka knocks a display stand over, then eats the entire pastry section, all while shouting "CURSE YOU SUPERMAN!"
Kenny shot himself in the head.
"OH MY GOD! KENNY KILLED HIMSELF!" "HE'S A BASTARD!"
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Post by Blue on Jul 2, 2008 19:30:26 GMT -5
Janator: *cleans up blood and guts and food* they dont pay me enough....
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